Last month we learned that Snooki was having a boy. Today, on the cusp of the premiere of her new spinoff series “Snooki & JWoww,” we reach a new milestone… The baby’s name.
Yes, the little guido will join the ranks of other semi-famous people who have shared this Spanish/Italian variant of Lawrence, including the muscular actor Lorenzo Lamas, motor racing Jorge Lorenzo, and Renaissance diplomat Lorenzo de’ Medici.
And no, Snooki doesn’t care about how ridiculous that sounds to you…
“It’s my boy, and I don’t care and if you don’t like it [fart noise]” she said.
Snooki went on to describe the disturbing changes in her body relating to the pregnancy, admitting that “it’s crazy that you have a baby inside of you.”
Even during filming for the season six of “Jersey Shore,” the reality star is preparing for the baby’s arrival. Snooks has given up drinking, stopped getting spray tanned, and is living in a private home next door to the “Shore” Seaside Heights house.
For roommate JWoww, dealing with pregnant Snooki has some strong similarities to dealing with drunk Snooki.
“She’s literally acting like she did when she was hung over,” said JWoww. “She’s my birth control.”
JWoww previously told MTV that Snooki’s pregnant developments caused her to strap on a chastity belt.
For the full flavor of the chaos, catch the premiere of “Snooki & JWoww,” which airs Thursday at 10 p.m. ET on MTV.