Snooki Called 'The Lowest of the Low' by UNICO President

May 31, 2011 By:
Snooki Called 'The Lowest of the Low' by UNICO President

Either it’s a neck brace, or someone finally figured out how to put a shock collar on Snooki.

After running into a police car over the weekend in Italy, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi got the attention of a national Italian American group, UNICO. President Andre Dimino told, “She really is the lowers of the low and will do anything for attention, even hitting a police car.”

Not that I’m arguing, but I don’t think Snooki needs to hit a police car to get attention. Because with the proof of Jersey Shore’s ratings, our society is pretty much dumb enough to be entertained solely by her trying to find her way out of a cardboard box. Seriously, that was an episode.

“For MTV to go and film in Italy was totally ill conceived, and this latest incident has just added insult to injury as far as I’m concerned. The whole situation is actually really sad, and it is painting our country in a terrible light.”

I love Italy, but isn’t their prime minister on trial for having sex with an underage prostitute? And didn’t he say he was the “Jesus Christ of politics”? And aren’t something like 100,000 Italian women protesting against him for being sexist? I’m not saying Silvio Berlusconi is as bad as Snooki, but I’d say he’s somewhere between Snooki and The Situation in terms of embarrassments.

Two of the officers suffered whiplash, but Snooki wasn’t arrested. Authorities said alcohol had nothing to do with the crash and it happened while the police were escorting the reality star through the city.