Apparently, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi really does think that having a baby is akin to having bad indigestion.
In an upcoming episode of "Snooki & JWoww," the "Jersey Shore" star met a “real life pregnant lady” at a clothing store in Jersey who confirmed a lot of Snooki’s fears about child labor and dismissed a lot of Snooki’s so-called pregnancy beliefs like, “does it feel like holding in a fart?”
The “pregnant lady” shook her head and laughed in a patronizing way when she told Snooki, “No, it’s much worse.”
To which Snooki responded, “I read in a book that it feels like that.”
Snooki: It doesn’t feel like a bad fart?
Pregnant Lady: No, where did you hear that?
Snooki: This book?
Pregnant Lady: “Everybody Poops” is not a pregnancy book.
Snooki: It’s not!?! One last question - Where do meatballs come from? The stork?
Snooki claims her lack of understanding about babies is because she hasn’t “really talked to anyone that has been pregnant.” Apparently she’s never talked to her own mother.
Snooki also asked the “pregnant lady,” “is it true that your [va-jay-jay] can rip to your butthole?”
And the woman confirmed Snooki’s worst fear, that yes, it can happen.
Watch this eye-opening moment on the new episode of “Snooki & JWoww” this Thursday at 10pm on MTV. Snooki also gets her first ever ultrasound and reportedly tells her doctor, “it looks like a little meatball.” See! I told you she can’t tell the difference between a baby and a meatball. Also in the episode, Snooki and JWoww decorate their new home.