In her first trimester, Snooki doesn’t want her stomach touched. At all.
In the upcoming episode of "Snooki & JWoww," Snooki’s fiancé Jionni stops by the house she shares with her BFF to check in with her, and see how things went when she revealed her new engaged-with-child status.
He approaches his “sleeping” true love, who just happens to be in a full face of make-up, times four.
She does a pretty convincing, but in no way flattering, impression of JWoww's reaction to the news.
With a contorted face she whines, “SHUT UP! YOU’RE LYING!”
When Jionni presses for more details, including as to whether or not JWoww is excited, Snooki says she thinks so but adds, “She thinks we’re too young, I feel.”
Jionni quickly dismisses the pretty much universal reaction (though actual age is less of a factor than mental maturity), “No. We’ll show her we’re ready.”
The jury is out on that one, but surely they will have plenty of filmed footage to build their case.
Then he goes in for the tummy rub, and gets immediately shot down.
Snooki: “Stop touching!”
Jionni: “It’s my –“
More quintessential Snooki: “-- Wait till it’s large and in charge.”
In a cutaway interview, she’s lays it all out: “Jionni thinks its ok to start rubbing my stomach and poking it. But at this stage in the pregnancy its only three months, so it’s creepy.”
For more riveting reality, tune into episode 2 of "Snooki & JWoww" tonight on MTV.