Looks like they might have to turn the Smoosh Room into a nursery, because according to sources, Snooki is pregnant.
"She is pregnant and has only told her friends and some family," an insider told Star magazine.
How is Snooki not spayed? I mean, really. And if you think my comparing her to an animal is harsh, ponder this—animals "present"
themselves for sex usually by sticking their asses in the air, and I believe in the human world, we call that the 'Jersey Turnpike'.
"She's been telling people that she has a big announcement coming," the source continued.
Snooki was set to star in a Jersey Shore spinoff with her MTV co-star Jenni "J-Woww" Farley," and according to show insiders, the pregnancy is going to be integrated into the plot. "They are having to redo the creative direction of her spinoff because of her pregnancy," the insider revealed.
Because I don't think you're supposed to fist pump while pregnant.
It's not the first obstacle the spinoff has encountered. Apparently, the city they want to shoot in—Hoboken, New Jersey, doesn't want them there.
Meanwhile, has Snooki possibly been dropping hints that she's with child? On Facebook a few days ago, Snooki wrote: "I feel sick." Though, considering her blood is three parts Vodka, that's probably normal.
She later Tweeted: "Late night craving…yogurt hits the fricken spot!"
The baby's father is reportedly Snooki's now longtime boyfriend, Jionni LaValle. Though she banged Vinnie in Season 4, and also possibly Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, so there's really no telling. This is New Jersey's baby.
UPDATED: Snooki denies she's pregnant. So much for that one.