Snooki Quotes

I can't see any ice creams, I can't see any customers, 'cause I'm a fuckin' Smurf. 

2010

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning... because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned. 

2010

I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much. 

2010

My boobs are so tight I can't breathe, is that normal? 

2010

My boobs are so tight I can't breathe, is that normal? 

2010

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck-up bitch, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that's my soul, like I fuckin' like, save animals, like that's what I do. 

2010

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian, I swear. 

2010

I think the best part is just the opportunities that we’re given. Like, we go to L.A., we meet so many celebrities. Celebrities know who we are. Celebrities are fans of us. They actually get more star-struck to meet us than we are of them. So that’s insane. 

2010

To be honest with you, I’m not really a Republican or a Democrat. I actually signed up as an independent, just because I don’t want to pick any side and also I don’t really know a lot about politics. I only know politics about, like, you know, tanning and being a Guidette. 

2010

That's why I don't eat freaking lobster or anything like that, because they’re alive when you kill it. That's disgusting. 

2010

I will not walk out of the house without makeup. 

2009

In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch, and I would only have salads. It got so crazy that I would only eat a cracker or a cucumber a day and I would feel full . . . [I] would go into the nurses office every day and I would weigh myself. When she [the school nurse] realized that I hit 80 pounds, she was like, 'This isn't good.'

2010