I'm so grateful for The Trevor Project to support the LGBT youth so they have someone there for them because I'm praying I have a gay little boy one day.
I know that I battled with anorexia in high school, but that’s not the case right now. I mean, I am so healthy right now. The stories are just ludicrous and it’s so annoying.
I saw that [‘Star’s’ report] today! Does this look anorexic to you? I think its hysterical how people could sell fake stories making up things saying I take laxatives, and I don’t eat … Um, I eat all the time I just eat healthy meals, and I go to the gym every single day.
[I lost my virginity when] I was 14. I mean, in upstate New York there's really nothing to do up there but experiment. He was a senior, and I thought he liked me but turned out he was just a jerk. So, it was terrible.
I'll visit [Jersey Shore], but I'm not living in that house being pregnant. I don't want to be one of those moms who's in a club. It's disgusting.
F**k, I've been drinking! I was worried. It was New Year's Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy. I was excited but then I thought, 'Everything is going to change.' It was a happy accident.
[Jessica Simpson is] a genius and she's a businesswoman and that's what I want to be. I admire her a lot.
I would consider myself bi. I've done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like... penis. But I've experimented.
Jersey Shore’ is going to end soon. I’m not going to spend money like Mike. He’s already broke.
I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and it’s like a boot.
Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a 'roid rage, it is a 'road' 'roid rage
You don’t do a f—king intervention. I’m not addicted to heroin, I’m just addicted to my boyfriend’s penis, that’s all.
Every time I meet a nice guy, he dies. It's the same with every pet, friend or relative I've ever had. EVERYONE DIES! Next it's gonna be me. It’s all just a big conspiracy!
Every time I get really excited like if we go to a club, I have to poop. If we go to a party, I have to poop, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop.
Old people, they lose their sex life and that's not a fun time. That's why people always get divorced.
Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, and I will hide in a bush. I do fucked up shit, I don't even know what's wrong with me.
Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh-t...I will fuckin' attack you like a squirrel monkey.
The poof is its own living form, it's my trademark but people always expect it. It's a summer hairstyle, so if I want to Snook the night, I'll wear the poof
What I would love to find is a guido, juicehead with my style who's not a cheater 'cause I'm not gonna go on Match.com again.
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