Snooki Quotes

I'm so grateful for The Trevor Project to support the LGBT youth so they have someone there for them because I'm praying I have a gay little boy one day. 

2013

I know that I battled with anorexia in high school, but that’s not the case right now. I mean, I am so healthy right now. The stories are just ludicrous and it’s so annoying. 

2013

I saw that [‘Star’s’ report] today! Does this look anorexic to you? I think its hysterical how people could sell fake stories making up things saying I take laxatives, and I don’t eat … Um, I eat all the time I just eat healthy meals, and I go to the gym every single day.

2013

[I lost my virginity when] I was 14. I mean, in upstate New York there's really nothing to do up there but experiment. He was a senior, and I thought he liked me but turned out he was just a jerk. So, it was terrible. 

2013

I'll visit [Jersey Shore], but I'm not living in that house being pregnant. I don't want to be one of those moms who's in a club. It's disgusting. 

2012

F**k, I've been drinking! I was worried. It was New Year's Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy. I was excited but then I thought, 'Everything is going to change.' It was a happy accident. 

2012

[Jessica Simpson is] a genius and she's a businesswoman and that's what I want to be. I admire her a lot. 

2012

When it comes to sex, I'm definitely a guy. 

2012

I would consider myself bi. I've done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like... penis. But I've experimented. 

2012

I just like my name being in the news.

2012

Jersey Shore’ is going to end soon. I’m not going to spend money like Mike. He’s already broke. 

2011

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and it’s like a boot. 

2011

Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a 'roid rage, it is a 'road' 'roid rage

2011

You don’t do a f—king intervention. I’m not addicted to heroin, I’m just addicted to my boyfriend’s penis, that’s all. 

2011

I hate the ocean. Yeah, it's all whale sperm. 

2011

Every time I meet a nice guy, he dies. It's the same with every pet, friend or relative I've ever had. EVERYONE DIES! Next it's gonna be me. It’s all just a big conspiracy! 

2011

Every time I get really excited like if we go to a club, I have to poop. If we go to a party, I have to poop, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop. 

2011

Old people, they lose their sex life and that's not a fun time. That's why people always get divorced. 

2011

Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, and I will hide in a bush. I do fucked up shit, I don't even know what's wrong with me. 

2011

Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh-t...I will fuckin' attack you like a squirrel monkey. 

2011

Study hard, but party harder. 

2011

I'd honestly say being tan. When you're tan, you feel better about yourself. 

2011

The poof is its own living form, it's my trademark but people always expect it. It's a summer hairstyle, so if I want to Snook the night, I'll wear the poof

2011

What I would love to find is a guido, juicehead with my style who's not a cheater 'cause I'm not gonna go on Match.com again. 

2010

Do you know what gay guys do? They're not attracted to vagina, they're attracted to asshole. 

2010