In a recent on-camera interview with Celebuzz, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi let slip some interesting information about her pal Pauly D. The guido apparently locked lips with Lindsay Lohan and I’m not sure whom I feel worse for.
“I feel like Pauly made out with her once,” she said, adding, “But, but… I don’t know. I think I made that up.”
When pressed for details on the supposed make out session, Snooki explained that, if it happened, it probably happened during the “Jersey Shore” crew’s first trip to Los Angeles.
So now, for the first time ever, we can say that absolutely, without a doubt, Lindsay and Pauly D made out... probably.
In which case we can also say: Lindsay’s mouth probably tasted like the inside of an exhaust pipe. Lindsay’s hand was probably coated in a layer of grease from attempting to run it through Pauly D’s gel-mass of a haircut. And Pauly D is probably still bragging about it to his friends.
None of this can be confirmed, however, because Snooki was too busy hanging out with JWoww and Leonardo DiCaprio—seriously, what kind of Looney Toon Jamboree were they at?
Unlike us, though, Snooki did spend a good deal of time defending Lindsay.
“Personally, I love Lindsay,” she said. “She’s a fun girl. And she just made a few mistakes and people think she’s the devil for it.”
When prompted that there were actually A LOT of mistakes on Lindsay’s part (DUIs, arrests, crappy TV movies, unpaid bills, and barroom brawls to name a few…), Snooki had a simple explanation for that too.
“Yeah, well, that’s life,” she said. “Nobody’s perfect. Yeah, she’s made mistakes but it doesn’t mean she’s a bad person.”