It sounds like there should be a punch line here, but nope. Snooki is actually wearing what appears to be an engagement ring. And she’s also pregnant. This means Snooki is further along in life than I am. Everything I know is wrong.
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is officially engaged to her longtime boyfriend, Jionni LaValle. The whole thing is undoubtedly going to be documented on her ‘Jersey Shore’ spinoff, so details are limited. One thing we do know is, she’s wearing what looks like an engagement ring, and a source tells People that Jionni picked it out himself.
“He knows it should be big, ‘cause if it’s small I’m saying no, like, ‘Get another ring!’” Polizzi told People back in January, prior to her engagement.
While filming their ‘Jersey Shore’ spinoff in Jersey City, N.J, Snooki and Jenni "JWoww" Farley were photographed taking their dogs to a place called K9dergarten. If the latest season of ‘Jersey Shore’ is any indication, this will be an entire episode.
But anyway, on Snooki’s finger was a big ol’ rock, and a witness says she eventually removed it as shooting progressed.
Multiple sources have come forward claiming that Snooki is indeed pregnant, despite the fact that she originally denied the news.
"I definitely do want kids, but I'm not pregnant," Snooki said on ‘Good Morning America’ on Feb. 2. She also denied being pregnant on her ‘Live! with Kelly’ appearance, saying: "Everyone thought I was pregnant. I'm like cool, I gained weight again."
Nice try, Snooki. But after your reaction to ‘The Situation’s’ claim that you blew him before Season 4 started, we all know to be wary of your words.
Uh, I mean, I don’t watch ‘Jersey Shore.’ I read. Yeah, that’s it. Reading.