Sinead O'Connor Getting Married Tomorrow

December 7, 2011 By:
Sinead O'Connor Getting Married Tomorrow

Wasn’t she just complaining about being single? That was fast.

Sinead O’Connor is getting a pretty sweet gift for her 45th birthday—a husband.

“With enormous joy myself and my beloved boyfriend Barry Herridge will be getting married tomorrow, December 8th 2011 at 'an un-disclosed location' in my absolute dream wedding ceremony,” O’Connor wrote on her personal website.

She then called herself a “very happy girl.”

This’ll be the fourth marriage for Sinead O’Connor, after she divorced her friend/collaborator Steve Cooney back in April. The two were only married for eight months.

So obviously, this is a very good idea.

Back in August, Sinead made a comeback in the public eye. Why? Because she was horny. No, seriously, check out her past blog posts:

“My sh-t-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men.”

“Let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I ‘do anal’ and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if ‘doing anal’ wasn’t on the menu, amongst everything else.”

“Sadly the chosen winner of the quest for man has revealed pregnant girlfriend. Therefore the campaign is resumed for anyone who is interested in applying… U may do so at @ iamwonderful@me.com. 
Must have sweet heart and filthy mind.”

Good thing Barry locked that down!

From the above excerpts, I think we can all agree that Barry Herridge isn’t an actual person, but rather the name Sinead has given her pillow. Am I right?

SINEAD: Barry, you look like you want to tell me something.

PILLOW:

SINEAD: Oh my god, Barry, yes! Yes, I will marry you! Sssh, don't say anything else. Let's just take in this moment.

O’Connor previously said about her split from Cooney: "Steve is lovely, so it’s not his fault but mine. It was an extremely happy marriage. I’m heartbroken about it breaking up."

O’Conner has described all three of her ex-husbands as “very nice people.” She was previously married to producer John Reynolds and journalist Nick Sommerland. She has four children.

After parting from her second husband, Sinead claimed she would “never marry again.” I guess she meant never marry again that weak.

Last month, Sinead said she wouldn’t rule out a fourth marriage, but as far as more kids, you can forget about it:

"I've spent my adult life either, trying, or not trying, to get pregnant so I had my tubes done. Anyway, I'm a basketcase when I'm pregnant, so for a successful relationship that can't happen," she said.