Remember Sinead O’Connor’s music video for Nothing Compares 2 U, where she was all cute and doe-eyed and brooding? Well, now she’s just sad.
The 44 year-old singer resurfaced in August looking like a completely different person—totally unrecognizable. I’m saying, I think I saw this lady waiting for a bus with her cats at the corner of La Brea and Santa Monica—I had no idea it was Sinead O’Connor.
You know how sometimes you wonder what happened to stars of your childhood—like Soleil Moon Frye or Molly Ringwald? Well, some curiosities are best left unanswered.
O’Connor recently wrote a blog entry on her website entitled: “Is Sinead About to Hump Her Truck?”, and the whole thing is basically about how she can’t get laid.
"I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck. I don't yet own a truck but I'm beginning to understand her head space," O'Connor wrote. "And I am worried I too may be so desperate for sex that within days I might run up the road and hump Bray Cab's whole fleet in one hour."
Hell, why not? Her and a truck might make a cute couple. Pop out some Optimus Prime-looking children.
The Irish-born singer says that she’s so desperate, her situation “is so dire”, that she needs to “take drastic action” before it’s too late.
“What I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me because they like my (legendary) arse," she wrote. "Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun, and it's very depressing."
Okay, so you can’t get laid because you’re famous? That’s what you’re going with?
To help find a sexual partner, O’Connor says she’s planning on joining an Irish dating site because she is “in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man.”
Hmm…where to find a sex-starved man…they’re just so rare.
So what’s she looking for? “He must be no younger than 44, must not be named Brian or Nigel, must be blind enough to think I'm gorgeous, has to be employed and he has to like his mother.”
And she actually provides an email address for those interested: firstname.lastname@example.org.
On a side note, are people still using yahoo?