This shit is so juicy I couldn't even believe it...and I do gossip! Page Six:: "B-LIST party boy Simon Rex was literally caught with his pants down at the Chelsea nightclub Stereo over the weekend. The soused "Scary Movie" actor asked to use his cellphone in a private hallway, but when owners Michael Satsky and Barry Mullineaux checked on him 10 minutes later, they found Rex with his pants down and about to empty his bladder on the floor. They immediately bounced him out of the club. Exposing himself is nothing new for Rex: Before he became semi-famous as an MTV veejay in the 1990s, the former Paris Hilton plaything appeared in gay porn videos"