Simon Cowell: 'I Considered' Having Sex With Paula Abdul

December 15, 2011 By:
Simon Cowell: 'I Considered' Having Sex With Paula Abdul

I wish they would, and just get it over with. This has been the longest foreplay ever.

After nine years of working next to each other, Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul were almost working on top of each other.

"I mean, the truth was, on the first two seasons, we couldn't travel on the same plane together. We really disliked each other that much," Cowell told Barbara Walters, in her Most Fascinating People interview. Simon said that he and Abdul butted heads due to "sexual tension…on her part."

But in recent years, the two have been showing up to red carpet events looking quite cozy. In a few photographs, Simon is even caught checking out Paula’s cleavage. Although, to be fair, he might have just be thinking: Dammit, her bloody V-neck is deeper than mine! Better undo another button.

Walters then asked Simon if he thought that Abdul wanted a relationship with him.

“A million percent,” Simon replied.

"I considered it, but then I thought, 'I don't think the after would be as good as the before.' I'd let her stay for a few hours, but then it would have to be goodnight," he joked.

Damn, that’s harsh. Simon says he’s told all of the above to Paula’s face, and then ends with: “If you’re watching Paula, it’s true.”

Just get it on, guys.

Simon Cowell is actually supposed to be engaged to Mezhgan Hussainy, and has been for some time, but Cowell’s mom reportedly prefers her son reconcile with his ex.

According to Simon’s ex girlfriend, Terri Seymour, “There’s no doubt that [Simon’s mom] would love us to get back together but it’s never going to happen.”

She added that she talks to Cowell’s mom nearly every week. So let me get this straight. Simon talks about banging other chicks, his ex-girlfriend is still tight with his family…I can’t imagine why his fiancé hasn’t picked a date yet.