Killer Whale Washed Up In Maui Shores

December 27, 2006 By:
Killer Whale Washed Up In Maui Shores

We’re sad to report that a killer whale has washed up along the shores of Maui. Eyewitness reports that the greasy whale was seen with Paris Hilton earlier in the day. Volunteers put in time to help clean up the hazardous waste and we were just told that the body was deported back to Los Angeles.

No further details have been released.