Not sure ANYONE ever wanted to see Shia LaBeouf naked, but now you can. Shia LaBeouf (incidentally his last name means “The Beef” in French. That’s what she said?) strips down in a new music video for Icelandic Indie band Sigur Ros.
To be fair, it’s not full frontal nudity per se. It’s more like side frontal, kind of like side boob…this is like side penis.
“Even Stevens” fans, eat your heart out.
In this nearly 8:32 minute video, Shia gets obscenely hipster. Shia and his love interest do a half-naked interpretive dance, cut each other, wear panty hose, and Shia has a pony tail and no one is wearing shirts. Prepare to be reminded of pretentious college art shows and everything wrong with the indie scene.
Oh, there’s also a lot of salacious sucking of lollipops, some epileptic seizure-inducing scenes in an underwater taxi cab and lots and lots of butterflies. Like SO many, butterflies.
According to the press release, the video is meant to depict a “man and a woman locked in a never-ending cycle of addiction and desire.”
Was I supposed to interpret that from the butterflies, or from the side penis?
I’m just trying to wrap my head around this.
Luckily for you, the LaBeouf bush shows up at the :49 second mark, so you don’t have to deal with the rest of the video which is so artsy I needed to watch an episode of the “Jersey Shore” just to come down from it.