PETA Offers Free Brain Scan To Sharon Stone

July 4, 2008 By:
PETA Offers Free Brain Scan To Sharon Stone

PETA has officially gone bonkers. They are offering a free brain scan to Sharon Stone in an effort to improve her compassion. PETA president Ingrid Newkirk has written a personal letter to Sharon, and it goes a little something like this:

"Given that millions of people… were killed, injured, and left homeless by the recent earthquake in China, everyone was shocked to hear you dismiss the devastating effects of this disaster. However, your cavalier attitude did not come as a surprise to us. We are used to the indifference that you flaunt and the callous remarks that you make about the suffering and death of the animals whose fur you wear so often.

"Scientific studies suggest that the prefrontal regions of the brains of people who lack empathy might be underdeveloped. Here's our offer: Would you allow PETA to pay for a scan of the prefrontal region of your brain to determine if comments and actions that seem to demonstrate a lack of empathy are the result of a physical defect?"

So what are they going to do if Sharon's brain is underdeveloped? Give her a new one???