There are just not enough days in the week to contain the WTF**kery that is celebrity news...
Sharon Osbourne had a once-upon-a-1970s-time fling with Jay Leno. [USA Today]
Courtney Love summed up the pop scene in a single quote: “I’m gonna be honest, Katy Perry bores the f*ck out of me…Miley Cyrus is…like dark and hillbilly and f*cked up.” [Page Six]
Gwyneth Paltrow admits she’s suffering a mid-life crisis. An organic, free trade, non-GMO crisis, probably. [AOL]
Mmm, cocaine—I MEAN, CHOCOLATE, YUMMY CHOCOLATE. Vanessa Hudgens blew off cocaine rumors, explaining that a photograph of her at Coachella with a white substance was actually white chocolate. [AceShowbiz]
You can purchase a “kiss” from Adele, Rihanna, and Katy Perry. [Contactmusic]
Part of Lindsay Lohan’s recovery includes hiring a $2,500 per day life coach. [Daily Mail]
It's 44 tattoos and counting for Harry Styles. At least it’s not another Mothra on his chest. [Mirror]