Shakira: My Man Doesn’t Like Me Skinny

January 7, 2014 By:
 Shakira: My Man Doesn’t Like Me Skinny

While all the suckers are chipping away at New Year’s resolutions that involve juicing, starving, and Groupons for yoga classes, Shakira will see your New Year’s resolution and raise you an “I don’t care.”

Shakira recently explained why she’s not exercising at all.

“My man, Gerard, prefers meat over bone. He doesn’t like too skinny. That takes pressure off. I already have a lot to worry about,” she told Glamour.

“This month I’m not exercising because I have an album to finish and I have a baby. And I like these pastries in front of me.”

It must be nice to have a hot 26-year-old soccer stud boyfriend who likes you exactly as you are. Then again, if all women looked like Shakira, there would be zero men complaining anywhere.