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Shakira and Avril: Bff's?

June 09, 2007


Umm...Talk about an odd pair. Shakira and Avril Lavigne are one of those people we would never expect to see together but sure in shit it happened.

The two were photographed leaving Crustacean Restaurant in Beverly Hills together last night.

The only logic I can come up with as to why they were together was for a future collaboration. But that again makes it really odd considering Shakira is a hip shaker and Avril is a rocker chick.

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Reader Comments
6:10PM 05/15/08 Greg
You guys need to see Avril Lavigne-The Copy Girl on Youtube. It shows her stealing Fergie's, Geen Day's, Amy Lee's, Britney's, and Gwen Stefani's stlyes. You need to watch it. She's such a hack. Boo Avril. You need to die out already.
1:05PM 05/09/08 Greg
Avril only cares about her self.
1:25AM 02/22/08 jobelle
hi........how r u idol?????ur so funny!!!!!!!!
3:12PM 11/21/07 sparkey
i'll say this loud and pround i love avril lavign to death
3:09PM 11/21/07 sparkey
avril kicks ass i love all her songs and feces guy plz do us all a favor and seek help
8:42PM 11/02/07 Pelsey
i like avril way better than wats her face , avril has waaayyy more talent and i don't think avril should give her the time of day or night lol
6:23AM 10/13/07 citizen of anal island
avril lavigne has a very hairy pussy. she don't shave her sweaty cunt. it's full of hair. when she is wearing a bikini, the hair is visible at the side of her legs. the whole legs are hairy, because she don't shave them. when she takes of her bra, her breasts are falling down. her boobs are so saggy. she is so hot and has bad breath that i want to kiss her. i would squeeze her downhanging tits and lick that stinky dirty hairy vagina. and her asshole is hairy too! it stinks so much, but i would stick my tongue in it. and then, she farts in my face. she would piss in my mouth and i would drink it. and i would piss all over her head that her makeup is running down. i would fuck her mouth brutally that she is gagging and almost throw up. i would slap her face and fuck her anal butt. she would scream because it would hurt her. but she would also like to get fucked in the ass. i would pull out my stinky brown cock and she has to lick all her anal lube of. i would come in her ass. she farts the sperm out in my mouth and i would spit it in her mouth and she would swollow it. thats a very romantic way to go to sleep and we would practice it every day.
4:14AM 10/12/07 ashley
AVRIL IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!
0:43PM 09/29/07 eva
what the heck is wrong wif u ppl? i love both of those women. as for the fact about who's more of a rocker, dat depends on ppl's view. i think they rock in their own unique way. geez ppl, get a life alreadi than negatively commenting on people. don't you know that juz shows how that you have low self esteem? not a good look for anyone. and what's with those sick comments on avril's feces?
0:30PM 09/24/07 517
I think more than a warning. Possibly a referral to the local agency or jurisdiction under the recent fed anti-porn law. That would seem more appropriate. keep me posted on my PM.
0:22PM 09/24/07 551
An e-mail will be dispatched to the originator warning to desist under arbitration clause I suspect. Most users believe they are anonymous but not on a dedicated chat or forum as here. Let's see how it pans out. bfn
0:20PM 09/24/07 Moderator 517
Then what?
0:19PM 09/24/07 Moderator 551
I believe they are working on it. All IP's are in actuality digitalized on the central main frame server. If this individual's IP is a dedicated one (linking to a dedicated server), then a point of origin will be established.
0:15PM 09/24/07 Moderator 517
Is there any way to run a URL trace on "FECES" to establish his identity?
1:15PM 09/22/07 savannah
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9:53PM 09/16/07 avrils #1 fan
avril is THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD!!!!
8:47AM 09/16/07 avril
you mother fuckers dont say anything for avril!!!!avril is goodess!!!!!!!!!!!!!all the people that dont like avril are dirty fuckers!!!! go avril!!!!
11:41PM 08/29/07 rokr
SHAKIRA A ROCKER???!!! Have u guys lost ur fucking mind shakira is just a nut job whn compared to avril lavigne (my grandma dances better than shakira)... what more does she do other than shake her ass from east to west... i bet shakira wudnt know even know how to spell the word "rocker"....
6:06PM 08/12/07 sam
i saw them there i was eating dinner wit my dad they were to tables ahead
9:30PM 08/10/07 PuNK PriNceSs
you ppl shut the fucked up :S dont u ever never talk about this lil angel avril lavigne , shakira is the biggest slut , bitch and hooker i have ever seen :S her ass like monkies asses :S OH GOSH :S you are such of dump ppl.. avril is a ROCKER she is the hugest rocker chick the world have ever seen :S shakira is baad with her stinky hair and bad songs :S face me fucker :S glammer_punk@hotmail.com am gonna shut ur fukin mouth up u any1 talks about mi girl the sweetest singer the whole world will ever know ( AVRIL LAVIGNE ) the sweetest chick ever
7:29AM 07/30/07 suicidal
u pepole r relly fucked up , and avril is not a rocker chick .
6:48PM 07/25/07 SEX acts with human FECES
i have to lick the still hot FECES off of avril lavigne's stinky asshole
4:58AM 07/23/07 lavigne's stinky FECES
hi avril i want your FECES i want to ram your stinky asshole i know you need a man with a big cock not your small little husband i can pound your stinky asshole intil your FECES start falling out of your stinky asshole
0:04AM 07/16/07 lavigne's FECES
hi avril lavigne i want your FECES in my mouth i want to soil myself with your FECES avril lavigne's tight dirty cheesy asshole
11:55PM 07/12/07 lavigne's stinky canadian asshole
I want to taste Lavigne's stinky asshole.. I want her FECES in my mouth. I want to finger Avril Lavigne's stinky pussy and assholes and watch as she soils herself. I bet Avril Lavigne's FECES are finger licking good. I want to eat Avril Lavigne's FECES until i start shiting her FECES. I want to spread Avril Lavigne's ass cheeks and watch as her FECES drop from her stinky asshole. I have been having sex with human FECES. I have been performing sex acts with human FECES
3:26AM 07/01/07 Lavigne's FECES are in my mouth
sex with her still hot FECES
4:30PM 06/24/07 SEX acts with human FECES
i want your FECES avril's STINKY CHEESY CANADIAN ASSHOLE
3:28AM 06/22/07 I have been performing sex acts with human FECES
At this moment i am performing sex acts with human FECES.
9:26AM 06/18/07 josh
um shakira is a huge rock star in the latin america... she is known for sounding like alanis morissette
9:24AM 06/18/07 josh
um shakira is a huge rock star in the latin america... she is known for sounding like alanis morissette
6:29PM 06/15/07 lavigne's FECES
i want lavigne's dirty FECES on my fingers i want to fuck lavigne in her tight asshole until she starts to bleed i want her feces i wa y to enoy her tight stnky asshole
5:16PM 06/13/07 jfos
Ah ah ah! Avril. Shakira deserve better. Why not a new clip with Beyonce or challenge Rihanna, or Fergie? This beautiful women are more apropriete to dance battle with Shakira. Fear, after humble by Beyonce?!!
5:48PM 06/12/07 Lohan
Oh my gosh.. I can't believe that! I like shakira and Avril, but everybody knows shakira's rocker than Avril... Avril is just a "fake rocker"...
4:55AM 06/10/07 Issues
Shakira is more of a "rocker" than Avril. Only her collaborations are dance songs because they are done by wyclef or Beyonce's people. Buy any Shakira album and you'll realise that her music is far more rock that Avril's bubblegum with a guitar. The person who wrote this article must be one of those misinformed people. Do your research please! Thanx
2:09AM 06/10/07 Me
Who is the idiot who wrote this? Shakira is probably more of a rocker than, what's her name?
1:13AM 06/10/07 JOEL
haha.. avril a rocker chic? what the hell, the roles have reversed.. yes shakira has become more pop, but not really, just hips dont lie, have you not her her past albums and her most recent one? em.. well im sure they just casually bumbed into each other in the restaraunt and they where just chatting after. i would lose it if shakira and avril ever did something together, being avril is just gross.. eew.. she's the canadian version of a hillbilly.
8:31PM 06/09/07 mel's diner
feces guy - SEEK HELP you freak.
6:14PM 06/09/07 tlatito
lol shakira is more of a "rocker chick" than avril is. hips don't lie isnt her only song, you know. and that dumb avril song 'girlfriend' is more straight up pop than any shakira song.
4:38PM 06/09/07 anyway
aside from the discussion about avril's ... *bodily functions*.... let's hope they don't duet, having seen how she and beyonce did "beautiful liar".
4:18PM 06/09/07 lavigne's FECES
It's Avril Lavigne I want to perform the Most Disgusting sexualy depraved acts with her STINKY ASSHOLE I want to stick my finger in Avril Lavigne's stinky asshole and see her FECES on my finger. I want to lick the still hot FECES off of Avril Lavigne's stinky asshole. I want to spread Avril Lavigne's ass cheeks and watch as her FECES drop out of her stinky asshole. I want to slam Avril Lavigne's stinky asshole so hard that she becomes sterile. I want to smear Avril Lavigne's stinky brown human FECES on every inch of my nude body. I want to stick my tounge so far up Avril Lavigne's stinky asshole that i will taste what she had for dinner last night. I want her FECES in my face. I bet Avril lavigne's asshole stinks i bet lavigne's asshole stinks i bet lavigne's asshole has that horrible smell I want avril lavigne to pour acid on her fathers penis and i want to watch as her fathers penis desenegrates i want avril lavigne to cut my body with a straight razor and pour alcohol all over my nude body
3:31PM 06/09/07 Ashers
No Bs you are not the only one..he has serious issues.
0:38PM 06/09/07 BS
suprised FECES has not responded to the avril lavigne posting, he has some major issues talking all that dirty nasty talk he does. am i the only one who thinks this about this guy??
11:10AM 06/09/07 janessa
no had a clue that this would happened.
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