It’s been a bad week for Selena Gomez. From the on-and-off paternity suit of her boyfriend Justin Bieber to her stalker case getting dropped, I wouldn’t want to be Selena Gomez right now. Actually, I wouldn’t want to be Selena Gomez ever, but only because I’m not attracted to 17 year olds. Heyooo.
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that her boyfriend may have knocked up a rando, or a man arrested for stalking her is loose in the world?
First things first. Let’s talk about the Bieber baby drama. Gomez was a guest on The Ellen Degeneres show and who better to get into the hard issues than with a woman who once voiced an animated fish in a Pixar movie.
“What a crazy two weeks it’s been!” Ellen says to Gomez. To which Gomez responds, “To say the least.”
But even with the paternity suit drama Gomez quietly says she’s been “good” and adds, “I have been [alright]. It’s not easy to deal with.”
And then Ellen quickly changes the subject to Justin Bieber’s baggy jeans. More on that later.
Other things contributing to a bad few weeks for Gomez include the case of the Illinois man named Thomas Brodnicki who was accused of stalking Gomez and reportedly telling his therapist that God told him he had to kill Gomez. This is probably way more frightening that some homewrecking facebook trick pretending like she boned your BF. The stalker’s case was apparently dropped by the LA Superior Court because, according to the judge, the stalker “lacked specific intent” to cause the Gomez any fear. So now the guy can go free. This is not good news for Selena.
But back to the happier moments from the Ellen interview. When Justin appeared on the Ellen show several weeks back, he told Ellen that his favorite feature on Selena Gomez were her “kissable cheeks.”
So Ellen asked Gomez, “What is Justin’s best feature?” To which Gomez responded, “his eyes.”
Really? I always thought Justin Bieber’s eyes look like the face a hamster makes when it has run out of food pellets, but hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.
Ellen also grilled Selena on why Justin has such over-the-top date plans, like renting out the Staples Center, and nothing Selena ever plans for Justin seems to make it in the news.
“I like to do things that are a little bit different and he always gets mad, because everything he does get’s out,” reveals Selena. She says her date ideas are much more personal and creative.
Okay, and the part of the story you’ve been waiting for. What’s up with Justin Bieber and those baggy sagging pants?! Ellen asks Gomez why she wont force him to pull up his pants. To which the young actress says she’s tried to nag him, but he wont fix his pants.
“I've told him! I don't get it. He just laughs at me," says Gomez.
Awww young love. Just wait until he’s watching a football game at 2pm on a weekday and makes you drive to the 7-11 to pick up another 6 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon’s while the baby is drooling on his old MTV VMA awards. Then, you tell me if he’s still laughing about your nagging.