We’re just going to say it: We can’t wait for Spring Breakers. Not because we’re expecting it to be any kind of a cinematic achievement. Rather, because of the full-mouthed erotic thrillride that it promises to offer.
Here are five moments we’re excited for…
1. Staged Dirty Lesbian Moments: Um, have you seen the trailer? Lots of girls doing what promiscuous and irresponsible female minors do at parties: grinding all up on each other. We give it an “A” for “amazing.”
2. Actual Dirty Lesbian Moments: On recalling a day of filming for the raunch-fest, Vanessa told Vulture:
“We were filming this party scene, and there were these two girls — actual spring breakers — on the ground, topless, making out with each other. And then the bottoms started to come off, and I was like, OH MY GOD! And, literally, you see it in the movie, I’m wearing this, like, candy necklace, and I’m like, Ahhh, and freaking out because these girls are naked, two feet away from me, and they were just insane.”
3. Selena Gomez in a Bikini: Yes, the posters came out yesterday. And, though they seemed SUPER airbrushed, we’re still looking forward to staring at Selena's bikini-clad tatas that will be on display for a good portion of the film.
4. Four Booties in a Row: Vanessa, Selena, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine... Whether it’s dancing on the beach, drinking out of red cups, or lined up on a cop car. Director Harmony Korine makes a point to have the camera linger on their butts. All we can say is “Thank you!”
5. Disney Girls Gone Wild: This is about as untamed as we’ve ever seen Vanessa and Selena.
“I did things I didn’t even know I could do in the movie,” Selena previously told Hollyscoop.
Enough said, people. Enough said…
Spring Breakers opens March 22. Here’s the trailer in all its glory to hold you over: