Scarlett Johansson is Hollywood's Newest Player

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Scarlett Johansson is Hollywood\'s Newest Player
Girls, if you want to get a date, just leak your own naked photos. Take a picture of your butt in the mirror, if you've got it in you.

Just last week, Scarlett Johansson made headlines for the tasteful but still NSFW photos that were apparently hacked from her cell phone. Ladies, if your boyfriend has a birthday coming up and you don’t know what to get him, don't bother. Because these naked ScarJo pics are the best present he's probably ever going to get, there's just no topping that.

Well forget online dating, those photos did the trick. This week, Scarlett's possible suitors are coming out of the woodwork. First, PEOPLE reported that she's moved on from Sean Penn to Kieran Culkin. Is Kieran Culkin hot, you ask? I don't want to be a hater, but he basically looks like the dude you used to buy weed from in high school.

The actress was spotted taking a romantic stroll with Kieran in Paris last week. Johansson was in town shooting a video. The two seemed close as they strolled along the Champs-Élysées after midnight.

The next day, they were photographed at the airport taking a flight back to the U.S.

So how do these two crazy kids know each other? Apparently, they both attended the Professional Children's School in Manhattan. Culkin was two years ahead of Scarlett.

But then again, Scarlett might be dating Justin Timberlake. Scarlett appeared in his 2007 video, What Goes Around Comes Around, and according to Us Weekly, the two have come around with their romance.

According to a witness, the two were "hardcore flirting" at a NYC venue.

With celebrities, I can only imagine that "hardcore flirting" means:

JUSTIN: So…do you…wanna have sex with each other?

SCARLETT: Oh yeah, I totally want to have sex with each other, if you know what I mean.

JUSTIN: Maybe we could—oh I don’t know—get together and have…sex? (wink wink)

"Other guys were trying to talk with Scarlett, but she was only focused on Justin," the witness added.

According to the source, the two partied until 5:30 a.m. and then got pizza next door. From there, they took the party to Scarlett's penthouse in midtown. Apparently Justin introduced himself to the doorman and "wasn't even low-key" about going up to her apartment.

"They've hooked up several times over the years," a friend confirms.
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