Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Shacking Up

April 13, 2011 By:
Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Shacking Up

Scarlett Johansson has reportedly moved into Sean Penn’s $3.8 million Malibu home.

They might be taking things kinda fast, but come on, Sean doesn’t have much time. The faster he can fall in love, get divorced, and rush to the next natural disaster before the rheumatoid arthritis kicks in, the better.

An insider says that Johansson “has essentially moved in over the last few weeks,” adding that the couple usually just stays home whenever they can.

Everyone’s criticizing Scarlett from moving from Ryan Reynolds to a fifty year old, but dating an older man has its perks. Think about all the AARP discounts she gets now. Talk about exclusive!

She can enjoy a great morning of lovemaking, and then go to Denny’s and get the Grand Slamwhich for just $4.99!

Apparently, the two also recently spent time with Penn’s ex-wife Robin Wright, and his two kids, who are 17 and 20, not too much younger than Scarlett.