Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Fly to Mexico

March 2, 2011 By:
Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Fly to Mexico

Either Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are serious about dodging the media, or Mexico makes some kick-ass lobster. Because the two left on a private jet from Van Nuys Tuesday morning, had lobster and margaritas for dinner in Cabo, and then returned to LA early Wednesday morning.

I know that’s what rich people do, but if I’m flying two hours for lobster when I have work in the morning, that sh-t better be injected with endless amounts of Dom Perignon and recite compliments to me all night in the comforting, dulcet voice of Morgan Freeman.

I'm just saying, we have food in LA, too. Last time I checked, there's a fully-functioning Red Lobster in Pasadena.

Scarlett and Sean were also photographed Tuesday having lunch together at a Cuban restaurant (in Los Angeles). But their reps still insist the two are not dating. Nope, they’re just friends. Two friends who happen to like taking trips to Mexico together and putting their feet in each other’s crotch.

Come on, guys, just come out as a couple already. All the rumors are making me hungry.