Scarlett Johansson Addresses Nude Photo Scandal

September 28, 2011 By:
Scarlett Johansson Addresses Nude Photo Scandal

Scarlet Johansson is the latest celeb to fall victim to the phone-hacking celeb scandal ring. And while most celebs just release a statement that says “That’s not me in those photos” Scarlett is literally turning scarlet with embarrassment.

She tells CNN how she thinks her privacy has been “sieged” or some other collection of big words which basically says “this isn’t fair.”

“Just because you’re an actor or make films or whatever, doesn’t mean you’re not entitled to your own personal privacy…if that is sieged in some way, it feels unjust. It feels wrong,” says Johansson.

Do you know what else feels wrong, looking at Scarlet Johansson’s nude photos. Those are some porn-y facial expressions she is making in those photos. Like if acting doesn’t work out, I’m sure some “film production companies” in Van Nuys would be happy to work with you. KIDDING. ScarJo is my favorite real actress, you guys.

ScarJo also says that with being famous, this kind of privacy invasion comes with the territory, but she doesn’t like it.

“It’s an adjustment, but I think there are certain instances where you give a lot of yourself and finally you have to kind of put your foot down and say, ‘Oh wait, I’m taking it back.’”

Within hours of the leaked nude photos appearing online on September 15, her “people” fired off cease and desist letters to most websites and requested that the FBI track down the perpetrators.

Are celebrity nude photos THE most important thing the FBI should be concerned with? Probably not. Are celebrity nude photos THE most important thing horny men between the ages of 0 and 100 are concerned about? Definitely.

Her lawyers sent out this message to news outlets and blogs once the photos started spreading, “The highly personal and private photographs at issue capture our client self-posing in her own home in a state of undress and/or topless.”

Hahha, that reads like a casting call for Girls Gone Wild, “Must be okay posing in a ‘state of undress and/or topless.”

They added, “If you fail to comply, you will be acting at your own peril. Please govern yourselves accordingly.”

That’s better than what Blake Lively did when her nude photos leaked. She kept insisting that the girl in the photo wasn’t her, which is stupid because it’s obviously Blake Lively and if it indeed wasn’t Blake, than why isn’t that girl starring on Gossip Girl instead? Huh? There can’t be non-famous Blake Lively’s wandering around LA, that throws off the earths balance or something.

However, Scarlett is not the only starlet to have her phone hacked. Approximately 50 other celebrity emails and phones have been hacked including Vanessa Hudgens, Mila Kunis, Blake Lively and Jessica Alba.