Porn Star Sasha Grey Reads Books to 1st Graders

November 11, 2011 By:
Porn Star Sasha Grey Reads Books to 1st Graders

Aside from the fact that I never want to hear the words “porn star” and “1st graders” in the same sentence ever again, newly mainstream “actress” and former porn star Sasha Grey, for some reason, is doing story-time with a 1st grade class at Emerson Elementary in Compton, California.

Apparently, Sasha Grey was a guest reader at the Elementary School who invited “celebrity guests” to read books to classrooms in a “Read Across America Day.”

How does any 1st grade teacher explain how Sasha Grey’s is a “celebrity”?

Teacher: Well, Sasha became famous for having a vagina, and was also in a couple episodes of Entourage. So reach for the stars kids, because if you fail, at least you’ll get a nude scene in Entourage.

However, parents were outraged that a porn star was reading “Hop On Pop” to their kids. One time a porn star talked to my college class and spent the entire lecture talking about the benefits of screwing as many different people as possible, so yeah these parents have reason to worry.

These angry parents complained to the PTA who then contacted the school’s principal.

Now after the fact, the school is denying that she ever stepped foot on campus. The school district told TMZ, “We have several celebrities who read to our students each year. The actress you have indicated [Sasha] was not present.”

If only TMZ didn’t have like 15 photos of Sasha reading in front of a rapt audience of like 20 little kids.

So basically the school just lied to the parents after Sasha attended the school.

Sasha also tweeted about it. “Spent the am with Read Across America Compton, reading to the sweetest 1st & 3rd grade students @ Emerson Elementary!”

However, Sasha is apparently a “retired” porn star at her 23 years of age. As mentioned before, she did some “real acting” in a few episodes of “Entourage.” She also appeared in the Steven Soderbergh film, “The Girlfriend Experience” which sounds like a porn, but actually isn’t. She’s also in the more mainstream film “I Melt With You” alongside Thomas Jane, Rob Lowe and Jeremy Piven.

So the school probably just invited her because she’s an “actress” and some official over at the school was stupid and didn’t do a google search for her name. Seriously, Wikipedia could have told them that she was once awarded the 2010 AVN for best anal sex scene.

I think the funniest thing here is that the school had no idea who they were hiring to read to their kids, but all the parents knew who Sasha Grey is. Sasha Grey read a book to Johnny’s class today, I loved her in that one vid…OH WAIT THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!