Sarah Palin's Next Important Project: A Fitness Book

October 9, 2012 By:
Sarah Palin's Next Important Project: A Fitness Book

Despite what comes out of her mouth, there’s no denying that Sarah Palin is a SUPER babe. That’s right. I said it… Go ahead and hate me. (Please don’t hate me.)

Anyways, whether you agree or not, the former Alaskan governor has been looking thinner than usual lately and that look might have something to do with her new project. According to reports the politician-turned-celeb is writing a fitness book.

Palin reportedly contacted People magazine via email, confirming the news and describing the project as a group effort from the family.

“Our family is writing a book on fitness and self-discipline focusing on where we get our energy and balance as we still eat our beloved homemade comfort foods!” she said.

I can only image what this book will actually include…

“Step One: Get everyone to hate you (e.g. blogging about cultural insensitivity, or abandoning your own state); Step Two: Run for political office; Step Three: Move to Alaska and shiver the moose pounds off; Step Four: Have a family member join ‘Dancing With the Stars’; Step Five: Make sure everyone still hates you…”

Still, despite whatever preconceived notions readers may have diving into the sure to be bestseller, Palin guarantees a “unique and motivating book” that anyone can sink their teeth into.

“We promise you what we do works and allows a fulfilling quality of life and sustenance anyone can enjoy,” she added.

Palin’s previous books include 2009’s Going Rogue, a personal memoir; and 2010’s America by Heart, another personal memoir.

As of now, no publisher for the fitness book has been announced.