Sammi Sweartheart

“Cause ya know, I wouldna wanna embarrass myself or nuthin’” * takes a shot and projectile vomits while doing the Jersey Turnpike on Deena *

Okay, to be fair, Sammi ‘Sweetheart’ Giancola is probably the most sober person on the Jersey Shore. Not saying much, I know, but at least she’s not pooping in a bush or banging her head against a concrete wall. She’s pretty calm. Sammi is basically the Dalai Lama of the Jersey Shore.
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If you have no idea who these people are, good for you. That means you're smart. But for everyone else, can you believe this?!

Just when Sam and Ron were starting to get along on the Jersey Shore, resembling a normally functioning couple who's in love and happy, they decide it's time to break up. I guess they just weren't yelling and throwing stuff at each other like they used to.

Sammi "I'm the sweetest betch you'll ever meet" Giancola and Deena "Like da boobs?" Cortese showed up on the Today show Tuesday to talk about their meatball problems or whatever. Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford tried their best to mask the depression of realizing what their careers have come to.
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In Season 4 of Jersey Shore, Ron and Sam's drama got so out of control, it made the other cast members bang their heads against the wall. Literally.

After Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and his on/off girlfriend, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola got into yet another argument, Ronnie went after Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.

Ron started yelling at Mike over some Sammi drama, and Mike flipped out so badly, he banged his head into the wall. It then erupted into an all out brawl, and the producers even had to get involved—something they didn’t even do when the girls were fighting. Probably because they were too busy watching.

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