Ryan Gosling Loses at Cannes, Wins at Hotness

May 23, 2014 By:
Ryan Gosling Loses at Cannes, Wins at Hotness
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We have some bad news for y’all.

Ryan Gosling’s directorial debut Lost River premiered at the Cannes Film Festival earlier this week and unfortunately everybody hated it.

But fortunately, Ryan Gosling looked incredibly sexy while he stared down the haters.


“Boos reportedly drowned out the applause” – Entertainment Weekly


Waving away the haterz!


“If a $200 haircut and $900 shades were given lots of money to defecate on Detroit, the result would be Ryan Gosling’s directing debut.” – Grantland writer Wesley Morris


Oh, you mean THIS haircut?


“Pretentious horseshit” – Time


Show me YOUR movie, hater!


“It is colossally indulgent, shapeless, often fantastically and unthinkingly offensive and at all times insufferably conceited.” – The Guardian

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Sorry, I can’t hear you, would you like to whisper that into my perfect ear?


“The film is ultimately kind of juvenile and dumb, and there are more moments where you’ll roll your eyes rather than inwardly applauding.” – The Playlist

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