Russell Brand: The Marriage And Divorce Philosopher

June 13, 2012 By:
Russell Brand: The Marriage And Divorce Philosopher

In case you needed more confirmation that Russell Brand is cocky and really, REALLY impressed with both his hair and comedic chops, check out the interview he just gave to the UK Mirror.

Following his announcement that he was on the prowl for a new mate while hosting the MTV Movie Awards, Brand continues to overcompensate in his efforts to prove he’s totally over his less than two year marriage to Katy Perry with pricelessly insensitive sound bites like, “I suppose a divorce is difficult isn’t it, because of the admin! There’s a lot of admin.”

This American is assuming that that Brit means paperwork.

Sorry I broke your heart and have repeatedly publicly humiliated you with my comments and antics but damn, signing my name this many times to make our split official is a total pain in the ass.

Not that he feels his marriage was a waste, ““Well it did work out in a way because you are married for some time, and that’s really good, and then you're not married, and that’s really good. You just have to have acceptance of things. She is a person that I love, but now this is a new time.”

Don’t take it personal Katy, but you’re just old news.

So how’d this super sensitive suitor move on so fast? Something about yoga and God equal sex and charisma(?).

“Well firstly, I don't want to sound like a lunatic, but if you meditate and do yoga you become attuned to that there is different energy that’s constant and very, very beautiful. Some people would call it God, some people would call it karma or the cosmos, me - I call it sexual charisma.”

Uhm… ok.