Russell Brand: Macaulay Culkin Looks Like a Shaved Horse

June 19, 2013 By:
Russell Brand: Macaulay Culkin Looks Like a Shaved Horse

Hey you guys, Russell Brand said something funny. Imagine that.

Russell Brand was doing a stand-up show, because remember he’s actually a comedian and not just Katy Perry’s ex-husband, and was recalling a story where he met Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis and tried to bang Mila back when she was dating Macaulay. 

Anyways, so he’s chatting up Mila at a party and trying to seduce her and she mentions that she has a boyfriend.

“Then when he came, it was Macaulay Culkin!” Russell recalls, “[But] he’d got longer and looked pale and scared of himself, like a shaved horse.”

So that happened.

Then Russell silently panicked as he realized the woman he was trying to shag (British term for hooking up, it’s cool, we’re cultured) is actually dating a “shaved horse.”

“There was a horror about [Macaulay] and I thought, ‘You can’t f*ck him, that’s the lad from Home Alone!"

You mean the shaved horse from Home Alone?