Russell Brand to Katy Perry: What's Cooking?

May 28, 2010 By:
Russell Brand to Katy Perry: What's Cooking?

Russell Brand really is a groomzilla like Katy Perry claims!

Katy confesses that Russell has become obsessed with their upcoming wedding, and must have a say in every detail surrounding the nuptials. But now Russell has another big request for Katy--get in the kitchen and learn how to cook!

He said: "Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don't have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult. But, if she's going to marry me, she's going to learn how to cook.”

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He's a little bummed that he has to be a one-woman man now, but he thinks Katy should be happy about the fact that he's most likely bedded thousands of women in the past.

He told Parade.com: "I said, 'Katy, you need to know, I'm not virgin. In fact, if you're counting, the list of my sexual escapades is mind-boggling. But these women will be celebrated forever more. And they will live on in my imagination.'

“Then, I said, 'Katy, look at my past as an audition process. I went through all of those girls to get to you. And you don't even have to thank me.'

"I didn't choose monogamy. Monogamy chose me. I feel excited to be marrying such a lovely girl. I am now officially engaged because love made me crazy. It's a big brain trick. Love is the universal migraine.”
Russell also admitted he and the 25-year-old star want to start a family.

When asked if children are in the near future he joked: “Of course we're going to have a child some day. I'm hoping for a hybrid creature, something from Greek mythology like a satyr."

These two seemed like such an odd couple when they first got together, but they've really grown on us. Do you think they'll last long enough to have kids?