Russell Brand to Katy Perry: What's Cooking?

May 28, 2010 By:
Russell Brand to Katy Perry: What's Cooking?

Russell Brand really is a groomzilla like Katy Perry claims!

Katy confesses that Russell has become obsessed with their upcoming wedding, and must have a say in every detail surrounding the nuptials. But now Russell has another big request for Katy--get in the kitchen and learn how to cook!

He said: "Katy is sexy, which is good because if I don't have an orgasm every 15 or 16 minutes, I can become very difficult. But, if she's going to marry me, she's going to learn how to cook.”

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He's a little bummed that he has to be a one-woman man now, but he thinks Katy should be happy about the fact that he's most likely bedded thousands of women in the past.

He told "I said, 'Katy, you need to know, I'm not virgin. In fact, if you're counting, the list of my sexual escapades is mind-boggling. But these women will be celebrated forever more. And they will live on in my imagination.'

“Then, I said, 'Katy, look at my past as an audition process. I went through all of those girls to get to you. And you don't even have to thank me.'

"I didn't choose monogamy. Monogamy chose me. I feel excited to be marrying such a lovely girl. I am now officially engaged because love made me crazy. It's a big brain trick. Love is the universal migraine.”
Russell also admitted he and the 25-year-old star want to start a family.

When asked if children are in the near future he joked: “Of course we're going to have a child some day. I'm hoping for a hybrid creature, something from Greek mythology like a satyr."

These two seemed like such an odd couple when they first got together, but they've really grown on us. Do you think they'll last long enough to have kids?