Russell Brand and Katy Perry have only been married for a few months, but apparently Russell's biological clock is ticking.

Katy is nowhere near ready to have kids, but Russell is all about it.

He said: “I love children. I am very much looking forward to becoming a dad. Who knows when? Soon I hope.

“I really love children. I think when I’m among children is when I feel most liberated.”

But beware when leaving your children unattended by this guy. “I go nuts with children. Especially when I don’t have any. So when I’m around my friends’ children, I jazz them kids up, I swear at them, I get them all worked up, I say crazy stuff to them. I fill their heads with nonsense and then leave them.”

And having kids with Russell comes with rules--a very important one has to do with accents.

When asked if he wants to return to Britain: "I secretly want to do that. I have a fear of hearing my American children speak to me in American accents."

He may be a little off here and there, but he seems like he would make an awesome dad. It's time Katy!