Sharon Osbourne Groped Camilla Parker Bowles' Royal Rack

Because I guess somebody’s gotta do it. Sharon Osbourne revealed on The Talk that she had a rather unconventional encounter with the Duchess of Cornwall.

"She comes over to me, and guess what she says to me," said Osbourne.

"I swear to God, she goes, 'Oh, you're the one that's always swearing,' and I went, 'Oh, you got a great rack.'”

That’s when Osbourne says she grabbed a handful of Cornwall.

Unless you’re a contestant on Fear Factor, I see no reason to crab Camilla Parker Bowles’ boobs. Even as a joke, I bet Osbourne had to picture someone else when she did it.