Dontcha worry lil Honey Boo Boo child, big ole celebrity Rosie O’Donnell is gerna buy y’all a new house! Yeehaw! Go go juice! Free sketti for everyone!
But in all seriousness, Rosie O’Donnell wants to meet the entire Boo Boo family and buy them a new home.
Currently the family lives in a modest home in McIntyre, Ga that looks like something out of those scary possession-style horror films. Also there’s a railroad track running through the backyard.
“I’d love to meet them,” says Rosie in an interview with People, “and buy them a house.”
However, with the families pay raise from $7,000 an episode to $20,000 an episode, they shouldn’t need that much help.
Rosie continued to pour out her heart for the Boo Boo family. Obviously I know their last name isn’t “Boo Boo” but I don’t care enough to look it up.
“I love Mama June. I love Sugar Bear. I love Chubbs,” says Rosie, before going into her best impression of Mama June at a beauty pageant, “I love ‘Smoochie! Look at Mama, Smoochie! Look at the judges!”
Rosie also praised Honey Boo Boo (Alana) herself, for being the next Shirley Temple and saying she has “a presence and an intellect that goes way beyond her years.”
Intellect? Yes, when Alana talks about mountain dew and cheese balls and blows her nose on her mom’s shirt, it is always an indication of pure intellect.
Watch Rosie’s ode to the reality TV family here: