Rosario Dawson Grabs a Handful of Rudd

Rosario Dawson caught Paul Rudd—and an entire audience—off guard when she grabbed his crotch at Saturday’s Independent Spirit Awards show.

When Paul Rudd and Eva Mendes co-presented during the show, Rudd felt up Mendes' chest as part of a scripted routine. Dawson decided to give Rudd a taste of his own medicine by groping his junk. That’ll show him.

So, everyone thought Ricky Gervais was an inappropriate host for an awards show, but having a soft core three-way onstage is totally cool. Got it.

Dawson told Access Hollywood, "I'm a women's rights activist and I was getting a little tired that he was grabbing her boob onstage for half an hour.”

Something tells me that when Susan B. Anthony fought for women’s rights, publically fondling d-ck wasn’t what she had in mind. But hey, I could be wrong.

And, according to Dawson, Rudd is a stud: “I was sitting there with my fork like, ‘if he doesn’t stop, I’m going to stab him with my fork’”, Dawson explained. “It wasn’t bad. It was actually a pretty good package.”

Hope he enjoyed it, because with his wife watching, it's probably the most action he'll be getting for a while.