Rosario Dawson Grabs a Handful of Rudd

February 28, 2011 By:
Rosario Dawson Grabs a Handful of Rudd

Rosario Dawson caught Paul Rudd—and an entire audience—off guard when she
grabbed his crotch at Saturday’s Independent Spirit Awards show.

When Paul Rudd and Eva Mendes co-presented during the show, Rudd felt up
Mendes' chest as part of a scripted routine. Dawson decided to give Rudd a
taste of his own medicine by groping his junk. That’ll show him.

So, everyone thought Ricky Gervais was an inappropriate host for an awards
show, but having a soft core three-way onstage is totally cool. Got it.

Dawson told Access Hollywood, "I'm a women's rights activist and I was
getting a little tired that he was grabbing her boob onstage for half an
hour.”

Something tells me that when Susan B. Anthony fought for women’s
rights, publically fondling d-ck wasn’t what she had in mind. But hey, I
could be wrong.

And, according to Dawson, Rudd is a stud: “I was sitting there with my fork
like, ‘if he doesn’t stop, I’m going to stab him with my fork’”, Dawson
explained. “It wasn’t bad. It was actually a pretty good package.”

Hope he enjoyed it, because with his wife watching, it's probably the most
action he'll be getting for a while.