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Usually we reserve horror stories for Halloween, right? But Thanksgiving provides an untapped market for truly horrible horror stories. When you combine weird aunts who only want to complain to you about holiday traffic or the 13th cat they just adopted, in-laws from Florida that can’t seem to forget that uncle Joe still owes them money from that “one night” and that fact that the Thanksgiving turkey wont fit into the oven and cousin Jenny is newly vegan and judging everyone, then how can we escape from Thanksgiving without a couple horror stories?

Here’s are the stars talking about their Thanksgiving Horror Stories.

Tyson Ritter, frontman for The All American Rejects says his Turkey Day horror story was when they almost set the house on fire.
Tuesday night, Dancing With the Stars announced their first loser of the season.

Ron Artest Metta World Peace was kicked off the dance floor after earning the lowest score and got the fewest votes from viewers. Just proves, as much as people say they want world peace, they will choose a hot Italian model over that any day.

And speaking of Elisabetta Canalis, Stacy Keibler offered up some advice for Elisabetta and the rest of the contestants:

"I think everyone should just have fun with it," Keibler suggested.

Considering Keibler's banging her ex, George Clooney, Elisabetta probably responded:
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Because he’s such a calm guy, Ron Artest has decided to change his name to “Metta World Peace”. It’s kind of like Arnold Schwarzenegger changing his name to “Celibate Virgin”.

LA Lakers spokesman John Black said:

“My understanding is ‘Metta’ will be his first name and ‘World Peace’ will be his last. Metta is an early Buddhist word, with various definitions along the lines of kindness or goodwill.”

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