26 Reasons Claire Underwood Should Be the First Female President of the United States

March 7, 2014 By:
26 Reasons Claire Underwood Should Be the First Female President of the United States
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One nation, under Underwood.


1. Claire Underwood is a political savant who can easily navigate her way in and around D.C.


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Her network of government connections would make you shiver in fear. (Hello, ever heard of Frank Underwood much?)

 

2. She’s a ruthless, vicious swan in a shift dress.


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3. RUTH.


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4. LESS.


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5. SWAN.


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6. Who can coolly snap at a moment’s notice.


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Black Swan has NOTHING on Claire.

 

7. Look at her absolutely MURDER this stark white, ribbed, front-zip blazer.


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Imagine what she could do to another breathing person in this suit of armor.

 

8. Who would ever in their right mind want to cross her, honestly?


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9. She’s a deep thinker. Calm. Calculating. Cold.


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10. Who can play the media like her own handcrafted puppet.


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11. And she doesn’t care what anybody else thinks. Ever.


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12. This is what she’d probably look like taking calls from world leaders.


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“Hi, HBIC speaking.”

 

13. Like this would be her on the line with Venezuela, taking names.


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14. “Hey, one minute, just tying up some loose ends with Ukraine.”


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15. It’s the nation’s capitol, and Claire isn’t afraid to play with fire.


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16. Claire loves fire.


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Zoologists say she’s really a fire-breathing dragon in human form.

 

17. Her personality has two sides and it suits her well. For instance, will she wear white?


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18. OR WILL SHE DEVASTATE US ALL IN BLACK?


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She looks good in anything, let’s just be real.

 

19. She’s so captivating that she just slips on a jacket and BAM!—steals the whole scene.


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She’d be the president with the most presence.

 

20. Claire’s clavicle is so arresting it has more influence than Congress.


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That powerful clavicle alone could administer a peace treaty between the Palestinians and Israelis, probably.

 

21. She will do anything to win and it’s not always pretty.


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22. Even though she always looks pretty 24/7.


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That flawless haircut, for starters.

 

23. Yes, at the end of another day of ass-kickery, Claire knows how to unwind.


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24. But it never cools her desire to leave a mark on the world.


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25. Last, but not least, Frank Underwood would make an amazing first First Man.


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26. So, while you consider her presidential run, she’s already on her way to work.


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Underwood 2016. Where can we cast our vote?