That’s the happiest guy that just got cheated on that I’ve ever seen…
Rob Pattinson continued his tour-de-talk shows on Wednesday night, stopping by for an interview on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” Per usual, the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal took a backseat as the 26-year-old actor goofed about other things.
One issue that did come up that was semi-related to KStew was the fact that Rob has yet to find a new place to live following the apparent breakup. After the release of the cheating photos last month, Rob fled his Los Feliz home where he used to shack up with Kristen Stewart in.
When Kimmel asked if Rob remained “homeless,” he admitted, “I still am.”
From there, the conversation moved into more bizarre topics, like the fact that Rob is a frequenter of the website Craigslist.
“I buy everything off Craigslist," he said.
And that “everything” includes a car that he drove all the way to Chino Hills – approximately 40 miles - to purchase for $2,500, a price that he tried to haggle.
Moving on to Rob’s new film Cosmopolis - the reason why the actor was on the show to begin with – Kimmel compared a scene with his character, Eric Packer’s prostate exam…
“Someone was telling me about this vein that comes out of my forehead that only ever happens when very good things happen or very, very bad things," said Rob, recalling a sex scene that happens in his character's limo. "And I have no idea which one it's classified as, being f**ked."
Last week, Rob also appeared on the “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” and “Good Morning America.” Unlike Kimmel, those shows actually squeezed for a little KStew juice, but mum was pretty much all they got.
Kristen, on the other hand, has been hiding in the shadows, planning her grand re-emergence into the public eye at the Toronto International Film Festival next month.