We know, there's just too many to keep track of. You can't help but let a few slip through the cracks of your busy workweek. That's why we've compiled them all here: Your weekly celebrity roundup of all things weird from the town we call Hollywood.
Robert Pattinson calmed an angry neighbor with his naked torso. The 50-something year old woman charged over to his home because of a loud pool party, only to nearly faint when she saw Rob and his nearly nude body emerge from the pool. Next on Rob’s Torso’s agenda? Solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. [ShowbizSpy]
Dina Lohan crashed a party and then demanded an extra seat for her purse. [PopBytes]
Kanye West sent the royal baby, Prince George Alexander Louis, some high-fashion swag. [Belfast Telegraph]
Beyoncé sold out the Staples Center, while her sister Solange Knowles performed at a laundromat. (Easy there, it was a promotion for Vitaminwater.) [Daily Mail]
Fun fact: Ke$ha was born with a tail. [IMDb]