These photos of pre-Twilight Robert Pattinson from his first photo shoot are the stuff of nightmares, the stuff of dreams, the stuff of amazing. [New York Observer] 

Justin Bieber's fans confirm this week that they are, in fact, insane. #CutForBieber, a 4chan Internet trolling hoax, that gained traction with his fan base was just too much to handle this week. [Telegraph] 

That One Time When Matthew McConaughey Was In Magic Mike and A Very Method Extra Tried to Put Her Finger Up His Butt [Vanity Fair] 

Tom Cruise got the award he always wanted…? Honorary Citizenship of South Korea. [WENN] 

First Megan Fox joins Twitter, is awesome at it, then rips the world out from under us when she suddenly quits the site. WTF, MEGAN?! [USA Today]