I just watched the new Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II trailer and I think I just got a Twihard-on! Did I just type that? Yes. Deal with it.
So remember how in all the old Twilight films, Bella and Edward could never really hook-up with each other because Edward would always try to kill her?
Oh, you don’t know that? Uggh, quick Twilight refresher, Edward is a vampire and wanted to kill Bella whenever they kissed, because of bloodlust, and also because Twilight is one giant analogy for no sex before marriage, it’s very bizarre.
Anyways, now that Bella has finally turned into a vampire, they can do all the tonsil jockeying they want without fear of homicide.
“You’re a lot stronger than I am right now,” Edwards tells Bella, “It’s your turn not to break me.”
Ugggh, thinly veiled euphemisms aside, that is such a creepy thing to say.
There is also a sneak peak into the newlyweds little cottage in the backyard of Edward’s parents home and a peek into Renesmee’s nursery.
This new trailer is jam packed with never before seen footage. What are you waiting for, Twihard!? You should have watched this, like, yesterday! Check out the trailer HERE.