Robert Pattinson Wants to Beat Up Photographers

April 8, 2011 By:
Robert Pattinson Wants to Beat Up Photographers

Robert Pattinson recently told Elle.com he fantasizes about beating up the paparazzi.

"You know, when the whole thing dries up and there's hardly any paparazzi around - I don't know, in 15 years or something - I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture, and I just beat the s**t out of him."

Unless the Twilight series are going to be around for the next fifteen years, I think Edward is being a little generous. And why would you beat the sh**t out of a paparazzo after you're all washed up? You should be doing that in your prime!

"A bunch of paparazzi were following me, and I thought the best way to deal with it was to stop my car in the middle of the street and say, 'I'm not leaving, and I'm not going to speak to you anymore.'"

Yeah, sticking around so they can take a photo of you from every angle will definitely teach them a lesson.

I'm sure the paparazzi is real annoying, I've seen TMZ. But I'd think the more you give them what they want, the less they'd want it.

Pattinson continued, "We were in Venice by the boardwalk, and they kept trying to get all these drug dealers to come up to the car. I was just like, 'Oh my God, this is insane.'"

I honestly don't know how you tell the difference between drug dealers and regular patrons of the Venice boardwalk.