Robert Pattinson just told The Wall Street Journal that since becoming the face of Dior, he’s finally learned the benefits of good hygiene.
“I was a brush-your-teeth-and-have-a-shower kind of guy. I can’t tell if it’s because of my association with Dior or because I’m older, but I’ve started moisturizing. It’s been a quite profound change in my life,” he told the newspaper.
Here’s what this “profound change” means for you.
Robert Pattinson will no longer look like this.
He will now always appear like this.
He’ll stop growing out that terrible beard.
Because he wears moisturizer now.
He’ll stop wearing stupid hats, sunglasses, and ironic tees…
…Because moisturizer is changing his entire grooming technique!
He’s done with that Coachella nonsense.
Because he has a new image to maintain.
We repeat…he’s no longer rocking this look.
It’s going to be couture suits all the time.