This Robert Pattinson Photo Shoot Will Make You Rethink Everything About Hotness

May 14, 2014 By:
This Robert Pattinson Photo Shoot Will Make You Rethink Everything About Hotness

So, Robert Pattinson is universally regarded as VERY ATTRACTIVE.

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Right?

We don’t know what’s happening to our wonderful Jawline God, but Premiere magazine France got a hold of him and THIS happened.

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What the actual hell?

 

Nah.

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Seriously NAH.

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Ugh, the actual horror!

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Vomit all over our heart.

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Why would you cover his beautiful face in an oil slick!?

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This is blasphemy.

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Is this supposed to be symbolic? A commentary? A metaphor?

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Because we are NOT getting it.

 

Oh well, this one is nice...

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