Robert Pattinson Gets Soaked On Jimmy Fallon

November 9, 2012 By:
Robert Pattinson Gets Soaked On Jimmy Fallon

Warning: Wet Rob Pattinson has been known to cause dirty, dirty thoughts in children under the age of 13.

Following suit with his promotional tour for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2, Pattinson made an appearance on NBC's “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.” During the segment, Fallon—through some stroke of pure erotic genius—was able to do what no talk show host has done before him: get Rob Pattinson dripping wet.

“Robert Pattinson, I challenge you to a Water War,” the host declared. 

“OK,” accepted Rob, as the two got up like giddy schoolgirls and skipped over to another part of the set. 

Here, they sat down with two shuffled stacks of cards and ten soon-to-be emptied glasses of water. Rob noted that “now I can pee my pants.”

(Not that even a little urine on his slacks would ever stop teenage and housewife Twihards from gushing over the British stud.) 

Fallon explained the rules of the game to the audience. It was the card game “War.” You get splashed with water if you lose a hand. You get blasted by a water cannon if you lose the game.

The first card flipped. Rob lost, and Fallon gripped his first glass of water. 

“I’m so sorry. Don’t be mad at me,” the host said as he launched the liquid firepower into Rob’s gorgeous face. 

Rob won the next hand, and splashed Fallon back. The segment played out like the female interest version of a mud wrestling match for a bit. 

At one point, playing the part of a bikini-wearing co-ed car washer in a soft-core p*rno, Rob dumped a glass over his own head to tantalize viewers even more. Unfortunately, the majority of the audience whose raging hormones would be provoked by the display had gone to bed hours ago. It was—after all—a school night.

Lucky for them, the Internet has been invented and they are able to bookmark the clip for repeated viewing. (I feel dirty even suggesting such shenanigans.)

If you must, here’s the clip for your viewing pleasure. Just make sure your parents or husbands are not around as you succumb to Rob’s mind powers.