Robert Pattinson Drunkenly Partying with Mystery Brunette

June 28, 2013 By:
Robert Pattinson Drunkenly Partying with Mystery Brunette

Robert Pattinson is our hero. That guy might be the only person in Hollywood who legitimately knows how to get drunk. While everyone else is standing around LA bars holding $15 cocktails and wondering why LA sucks, Rob is getting sloshed at the Chateau Marmont bar and going home with random brunettes!

Sorry Kristen Stewart, looks like Rob has officially moved on!

Here are the deets. Rob went to the Chateau on June 25. He left around 2:45 a.m., making it June 26 already.

He got into the backseat of a car with a brunette woman who was smiling from ear to ear. We don’t blame her. Check the picture here.

It should be noted that Rob looks CRAZY drunk in the photo.

You go Rob. You get that random Chateau a*s! Just check first to make sure it isn’t Lindsay Lohan.