Onscreen sex scenes are always awkward, it’s like a few pasties and flesh-colored underwear away from being softcore p*rn.
Unless you’re Robert Pattinson, in which case it IS p*rn.
Robert Pattinson told Germany’s Interview magazine that in his 2008 film Little Ashes, Rob actually pleasured himself in a solo sex scene.
“If you Google something long enough you will soon know everything there is to know about me,” he told the mag, “What I eat, what my poop looks like, with whom I’m sleeping, even what I look like when I masturbate.”
Uh, let’s elaborate on that one a bit longer.
Talking specifically about the solo sex scene in Little Ashes, Rob said, “Faking it just doesn’t work. So I pleasured myself in front of the camera. My orgasm face is recorded for eternity.”
Because our job is to be professional creeps, we’ve actually found that cinematic moment for you guys.
If you can handle this bizarre clip of terrible acting, the scene in question happens at about the 2:57 mark.