Proof That Rob Pattinson Would Be the Quintessential Male Stripper

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Proof That Rob Pattinson Would Be the Quintessential Male Stripper
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In an interview on ABC, Robert Pattinson quipped that he has always wanted a side career as a male stripper.

Here’s the video. Feel free to faint after you watch it:

Now, yeah, he may have been joking, but it got us thinking. About the possibility of a parallel universe where Rob is a male stripper you could hire for bachelorette parties, which he’s more than qualified for.

He’s got a sexy, slinky body.

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All females LUV him.

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He can easily lift a woman in his arms and sweep her off her feet.

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He’s cool with a little sexuality regarding all his gigs.

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He can be silly…

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…but also really intense.

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Combine it all and see! He’d be the perfect stripper.

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(Bless the Internet for this GIF.)

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