Kylie Jenner Wants To Steal RPatz from KStew

April 29, 2013 By:
Kylie Jenner Wants To Steal RPatz from KStew

Last we checked, Kylie Jenner was dating Jaden Smith…or holding hands, or hanging out, or whatever it’s called when 14-year-olds are into each other.

But now Kylie reportedly has a crushy crush on Robert Pattinson!

“My celebrity crush is Robert Pattinson,” she told Life & Style magazine, “But I probably love his Twilight character and not really Rob though.”

Yeah, his Twilight character is all “charming” and “undead,” and Rob is all, “grungy” and “hates attention.”

Also, Kylie can hardly call this a “celebrity crush.”

See, when regular people have “celebrity crushes” it’s just that…a celebrity crush.

But when you’re also a celebrity…it’s just a regular crush, because all Kylie has to do is go over to SoHo house sometime and introduce herself to Rob.

Should Kristen Stewart be worried?

Nawww. Rob totally won’t go for Kylie. She’s not his “type.” She is much too fun and full-of-life for Rob to be into her. Now, if Kylie could scowl more often and push her hair under a backwards hat, then she might have a chance.